It was recently brought to my attention that my overly enthusiastic loss on Cash Cab a couple of years back is merely another example of my non-stop celebrity lifestyle - a lifestyle I’m chronicling for posterity and to have something to leave behind in this world besides two cats who’ve seen me fornicate. 

…and there’s more to come, as the paparazzi gears up for a reading of excerpts from I Light Up My Life: the Mark Sam Celebrity Autobiography on Friday August 6 at 9:30 pm at Dixon Place, NYC.