Well, i am learning to ype with nine fingers, so ypuu’ll notice fewer typos i do hope! no borrken pinky can stop me from connecting with my adoring public, or even from masturbatinog. i get by! but then i have always been a survivipr - one has t be in my business, and certainly if one aspires to endure a homosexual childhood and aldolescence in ?Baton Rouge wihtout being lynched.

i am due to get my pins out of my pinky nextt Tuesday and am looking forward to the local anesthesia!!!

This week by the way i have begun a freelance gig as a wroter in the promo department at Logo - it is intereting to gert up at the same time every morning for five days in a row and see how the other half lives! one thing i’ve noticed is that thoe other hafv gets paid!!!

of course, i hope i don;t get trapped by those golden handcuffs. i prefer the purple furry ones. LOLY. (that is not a ypo - i have decided to regionalize all of my  cutesy abbrecviated phrases by adding Y for “yall”! Get on board!)

now, there is something serious i feel i must address - fans of my serious side have ben encouraging me to ‘get more serious’ for a long time. Or at least my mother has!

it is this kerfuffle over the Islmaic Center downtown - what could the problem possibly be that is threatening to tear asunder the very fabric of our nation and bring us to the brink of civil war?

islam didn’t fly those planes: people did! 

Religions can’t fly planes - only peepl;e can! Some people better than others - regardless of religion. these particular people involved in “the Eleventh” didn’t even know how to land, but does that mean i would never fly on a plane whose pilot were Muslim? notwithstanding the fact that (although i ought to have my own private plane and may yet one day!) i always just fly on whatever flight Orbitz indicates is most cost-effrective, regardless of the religion of its pilot, no that does not mean i would never lfy on a plane whose pilot were Muslim. in fact, i’d much rather that than a female pilot! JKY. because you can’t judge all Muslim pilots by the inefficacy of a few. again…

islam didn’t fly those planes: people did! 

if the American public education system actually prized education (notice I did not say the public schools are a failure: they succeed very well at turning out minimally skilled drones who do not question their subservience and are at least capable of domestic violence and of asking if you’d like fries with that), more than a small handful of us might recognize this collective suspicion and blame from the pages of history. well, the short summary is that it didn’t work out very well for the Germans and the Jews got their own country out of it! so…beware anytime you feel tempted to conflate an entire group with the actions of a few! (Although I m,ust confess that when the radio would not stop playing Stay by Lisa Loeb I was tempted to boycott bagels just to feel some relief - I know, so long ago!!!)

Well, it’s almost ‘quittin time’ as they say here in this hustling bustling 10 to 6 world I’ve tempporarily landed in - and I’ve got a hot date with an iced Americano! Not that I wouldn’t also enjoy an iced Yemeni or Omani, if those tempting=sounding beverages existed. 
I’;; share more later but feel better now that I’ve cpntributed to what passes for a national ‘dialogue’ in these United States - just remember as we all enjoy our Freedom over this special holiday weekend dedicated to the quaint relic of workers’ rights…

islam didn’t fly those planes: people did!